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027F "Toucan" Sam
Opener

Check out the bird.... now he has a Cool Ass opener 2 colors that glow in the dark and made by that same Cool Ass company you always hear about ......Cantina!

Hey MH ! If you can... don't you think Two can? 

As we say here Two is you baby!

029D See Dick Opener

See Mixmaster buy a Copy, See Mixmaster try again... ooops We mean See Dick Buy Beer, See Dick not Tip, See Dick try again, See Dick Go thirsty....... Cool new printed and coated clear Vinyl dip opener.

Prohibition Opener

"Helping Ugly People Get Laid Since Prohibition"  

Come on.... admit it' you know how us few, very select, uncommonly proud, the out of control, lewd, crude and you know by now just plain rude.... have it made in the shade serving up our brew...... 

  Jump back Cracker Jack! Who ever told you being a legal drug dealer that you could help some many people get their rocks up and off ......

Get your masterpiece today before prohibition hits your town again!

After years of research and development  yeah right...........  try 20 minutes on the web and "shazam"! The Patriot Game Opener is now ready and Patent Pending. A new breed of advertisement is underway. We can put full color High Tech coating on the new blades. It is decorated on the edges through and through and decorated on both sides. Extremely durable. Put your company in full color like our friends here...... 

After years of research and development  yeah right...........  try 20 minutes on the web and "shazam"! The Patriot Game Opener is now ready and Patent Pending. A new breed of advertisement is underway. We can put full color High Tech coating on the new blades. It is decorated on the edges through and through and decorated on both sides. Extremely durable. Isn't it time you became a Patriot. 

Contrary to our competitors belief .... while we're rotting in hell were still making bad ass bottle openers. Brand new stuff kiddies. Show the Devil you isn't afraid to sell his poison and open it with a flame treated bottle opener!

Contrary to our competitors belief .... while we're rotting in hell and hanging with the devil we're still making bad ass bottle openers. Brand new stuff kiddies. Fire Walker Openers show the bar who's on fire. You Baby! Fire walking on both sides for your burning desire.

Contrary to our competitors belief .... while we're rotting in hell and hanging with the devil we're still making bad ass bottle openers. Brand new stuff kiddies. Fire Walker Openers show the bar who's on fire. You Baby! Fire walking on both sides for your burning desire.

Contrary to our competitors belief .... while we're rotting in hell and hanging with the devil we're still making bad ass bottle openers. Brand new stuff kiddies. Fire Walker Openers show the bar who's on fire. You Baby! Fire walking on both sides for your burning desire.

Contrary to our competitors belief .... while we're rotting in hell and hanging with the devil we're still making bad ass bottle openers. Brand new stuff kiddies. Fire Walker Openers show the bar who's on fire. You Baby! Fire walking on both sides for your burning desire.

  You know what they say where ever you go their your are! Lurking around every corner  intoxicated with passion for bartending and serving up that poison in small lethal dose at a time. The Intoxicoligist blade is here . That's right like I said  "till death do us part ......baby."

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Oh......... will you just stop making these kick ass bottle openers Cantina! We have intentionally done it again. We have a cool new look  and feel for your opener buy these sleeves today comes with a free opener. 

Simply slips on any flat speed opener and gives more grips and saves those precious wet hands of yours.. Inspired by a an idiot and mastered by the King!

That's what that piece of  chit .."Cracker Jack" said when I gave them this opener to try? Who's says Billy the Bunghole Bartender  in the middle of Boozerville, Tampa doesn't have any class after all.............  Good Grips my ASSSSSSSS.

Hello....... all  you Baby Doll Bartenders!  You asked for it now it's here hot fluorescent pink that glows under black lights. Get some love in your back pocket! Vinyl dipped opener very comfortable in your hands. Now fits in Holster.

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 Flat speed opener completely dipped for your comfort. Now printed with Bartender logo. Thick vinyl protects those soft wet hands, if your callous don't hurt already! 

   Yes you asked for it and we just could not resist. Purple Passion and Pink panther undercoat. Exclusive from us until Mix Master spends Mo Money! 

 Check out you "Mamba baby's"! Swirl colors are in.  They're here and look like a million bucks.  

 Check out you "Mamba baby's"! Swirl colors are in.  They're here and look like a million bucks.  

    Vinyl dipped Lime Ass Green for your opening, viewing, and now gripping pleasure! Brought to you by SOCO......... my Little Coco'  

    "Glows under black lights".

    Vinyl dipped BRIGHT ORANGE for your opening, viewing, and gripping pleasure! Brought to you by AGENT ORANGE  

    "Glows under black lights".

 If  Red is your color then look no more! Flat speed opener completely dipped for your comfort. Thick vinyl protects those soft wet hands, if your big ol' gnarly, knotty, callous hands don't hurt already!

Flat speed opener completely dipped for your comfort. Now printed with Bartender logo. Thick vinyl protects those soft wet hands, if your callous don't hurt already! 

 Powder

Damn white bread, chicken chit', copy cat you know you can't touch the powder boy! You know I  get all crazy acting....  So ...OK I 'll just bake some bread instead...White Boy!

Get your new sensation IF your hands are clean enough for this vinyl dipped opener.

 Flat speed opener completely dipped for your comfort. Thick vinyl protects those soft wet hands, if your callous don't hurt already! Were making vinyl and making it WORK!

$ 5 each

Quarter dip grip handled bottle opener now available in swirl colors. Be the first on the block to show off your new quarter dip opener from Cantina 

 Your My Boy' Blue.......Quarter dip grip handled bottle opener now available in swirl colors. Be the first on the block to show off your new quarter dip opener from Cantina 

 Here is the ultimate partial covered bottle opener that easily slides into the front or back pocket without hesitation. Partially dipped for your enjoyment. 

You can dance if you want to.... you can leave your friends behind,  because if your friends don't dance, We'll then they're no  friends of mine. We can dance, we can dance everybody's taking their chance. Brand new powder coating just finished sweet "hot pink" new look........won't chip or flake like our competitions generic version!

  18 gauge metal, powder coated with a color new color Scratch resistant and can be imprinted with your logo.

027L Leopard Opener

We see you sneaking around behind the bar. Now you have stealth. Stealth like the wind. Great new coatings won't chip or scratch or flake out like our protégé. Patterns cover both sides and last a lifetime.

027B1 Steel Blue Opener

18 gauge metal , powder coated with a color new color Scratch resistant and can be imprinted with your logo.

18 gauge metal , powder coated with a color new color Scratch resistant and can be imprinted with your logo. I had to do it my coon ass brother is spray painting damn openers trying to be cool.

18 gauge metal , powder coated with a color new color Scratch resistant and can be imprinted with your logo. I had to get it cuz my boy would not have it any other way. 

CHARLES-FORBES-GREEN rock on brother!

  18 gauge metal , powder coated with a color new color Scratch resistant and can be imprinted with your logo.

 Check out you mamba baby's! We now  have a killer concept from New Zealand. It  has a copper penny finish, dog bone shape and is extremely strong and because of its unique design it will out crank any bottle opener out there.

Just when you thought the little dog didn't know what time it was.....  We are making this piece and it will be ready with the magnet holder. Big Dog

   Speed and agility are it's true dimensions. Available in multiple styles and colors 18 gauge tried and true.. 

 Get The Gold Rush

Miller Lite logo only available to authorized   Miller Distributors.  Openers will be plain or will have Cantina Bar Products logo.

 Here is the ultimate crimp master opener that really gets up under the caps and as well pushes down at the same time to insure immediate release. Also spins on table with new hole punch. Very ingenious and well thought out. Heavy duty 20guage This opener easily slides into the front or back pocket without hesitation. Every move we make your there copy cat..... 

See Mixmaster ride with friends to a show, See Mixmaster Stab them in the Back, See Mixmaster..... how merry he go's. See Mixmaster get beat like a hoe'

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045SThe Beer Stick Retract 

Just when you thought you had a enough of being beaten with the ugly stick..... now we have the beer stick! Cool retract unit with a beer cap and a beer opener.

"Don't get beat with the ugly stick, get the Beer Stick Retract... we say"

  Hello....... all  you baby doll bartenders!  Get this sleek tiny version and see why Cantina  is number one because yes..... we care! You asked for it now it's ready. 4" 18 gauge Stainless Steel. Now available in a 3.5 feet retractable unit that clips to your waist or skirt.

  The latest in style keep your mamba opener on your side. Unique strong steel housing unit will stretch 3.5 feet for your opening enjoyment. Comes with bottle opener.

   You know we love our kin Folk in Texas, so don't mess with us. Collectors item for only the True Friends.

     Hello....... all  you baby doll bartenders!  Get this sleek tiny version and see why Cantina  is number one because yes..... we care! You asked for it now it's ready. 4" 18 gauge Stainless Steel. Now in new vinyl

    Hello....... all  you baby doll bartenders!  Get this sleek tiny version and see why Cantina  is number one because yes..... we care! You asked for it now it's ready. 4" 18 gauge Stainless Steel.

    Full Color Process colors now available in n short runs. Call us for details! Very exciting. Never wears off and you can see your logo for miles I say......

How much would you pay?

   We have traveled to every bar in town and we found this one washed up on the shores of Key West. This wonderful opener is air brushed in a rainbow of colors. This also comes with a rainbow neck strap so you won't loose it while your parting or out in the boat.